I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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