Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
