my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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