ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Randomize
