Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
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You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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