Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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