Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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