Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
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Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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