Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
There's a naked man in my car right now.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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