what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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