Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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