I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
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Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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