your room smells of hookers.
And success
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Randomize
