I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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