But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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