god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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