doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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