glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
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I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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