You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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