I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
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Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
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