Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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