i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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