I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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