yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
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Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
you never un-have a 4some
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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