I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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