woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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