So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Is it penis luge time yet?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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