You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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