do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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