She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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