Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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