But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We named our party play list daddy issues
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
