I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
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Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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