Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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