Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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