white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i barfeds in our rink
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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