ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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