so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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