Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
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Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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