you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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