why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
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fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.