He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.