tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
As shirtless as possible
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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