your thong is hanging out like whoa
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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