i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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