Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
His hands were made for my vagina.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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