I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
wat bout pragnant strippers??
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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