You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I got inside last night via doggy door
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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