He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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