i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Randomize
