i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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