I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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