nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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