We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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