I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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