i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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